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Transcript:
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0324 – 2167/07/07/09:40 - Rosenthal College hex
CP: Th-this is… surely you c-c-c-an’t...
PH: Your assistance in removing this individual from college property is not required, Second Major. Someone else will be along to handle trespassing shortly. You may proceed to class.
PH: And again, thank you for your service.
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[faint approaching sirens]
LC: Because I don’t have shoes? Seriously?
PH: Competent adults are prepared, Mezzer Caldavera. Competent adults wear appropriate attire to professional settings.
LC: I… I didn’t know…
PH: All of Rosenthal College’s policies are publicly available, and you agreed to follow them when you enrolled.
LC: ...did I?
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[faint approaching sirens]
Zoa: Lee, don’t put your bare feet on the ground, there’s no place around here to wash them.
Zoa: Mezzer Hightower, out of curiosity, what exactly constitutes acceptable footwear?
PH: You know what a shoe is.
Zoa: Yes, but what’s Rosenthal’s official definition? There’s a rule about this, there must be one on the books, yes?
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[siren still approaching]
PH: I see what you’re doing. You may not wrap your client’s feet in a food wrapper or a jacket or something and call it a “shoe”.
PH: Appropriate footwear contains no wheels, hover armatures, skidplates, or other means of facilitating non-traditional locomotion for entertainment purposes. It has a rigid sole that contains excreta and protects the foot from uneven surfaces. It is sized properly for the wearer.
PH: It is, above all, something that is created and intended to be worn in both outdoor and public indoor spaces, and has no recreational purpose. Indicate that you understand.
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[robot screeches into place and rapidly applies casts to both of LC’s feet]
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PH: What in the-
Zoa (gesturing to the casts): Behold: shoes.
LC: I didn’t brush my feet off fast enough, I think there’s a leaf in there...
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