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0382– 2167/07/07/11:35- LC’s apartment, living room
LC: Okay, so we dig up a few quettaflops, generate sample populations of humans with languages that have more or less precisely defined words for “learn”, come up with some normal situations for those humans to talk to each other about, add up how many seconds and calories they each spend thinking and vocalizing…
Zoa: Problem, babe: simulating a human brain with that kind of fidelity is actually illegal.
LC: Wait, really?
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Zoa: Yep, that’s why we AIs have radically different conceptual architectures from you meatfolk. It’d actually be easier to model a brain’s neurons and run a human-equivalent mind that way, it’s just literally not allowed. Like, internationally.
Doc: I have certain exceptions coded in, as a licensed therapy program, but, again, I’m currently using those resources to remember the plot beats of a mid-tier barsoomaboo fantasy adventure for you.
LC: Hey, you take that back, Gu Gu JaxxonFive is not “mid-tier”!
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Doc: Your average per-episode rating is currently three-point-two stars.
LC: Yes, but the series as a whole is at least a four!
Doc: That doesn’t make any sense!
LC: You don’t make any sense!
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Doc: Your face doesn’t make any sense!
LC: Your mom doesn’t make any sense!
Zoa: ...What?
Doc and LC, together: You stay out of this!
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