0400 - Lodging. - 2025.06.02

Comic!

Comment:

It's nice that they can be open with each other.

Transcript:

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0400– 2167/07/07/12:05 - Orb’s office
BM: So I couldn’t help but catch that verb tense... are you saying that the student and their sexbot will not be completing this semester?
PH: I’d rather not divulge the enrollment status of any given student at this time, if it’s all the same to you. I merely wanted to impress upon you that this may be a sensitive topic for the college, and I hope that I can rely on your discretion.
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BM (pointing to their gauntlets): Well, as you may have gathered from the handwear, Orb and I practice a monogamous lifestyle. I think I deserve to know if they’re going to be interacting with someone else’s dildo five days a week.
PH: Is that really a concern, for you?
BM: No, but I think that if I pretend it is, it’ll unlock more gossip with you. If it helps, yes, you may rely on my discretion.
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PH: Fair enough. If you must know, the student in question was already taking advantage of a housing loophole to monopolize a living space that would normally be used as a three-student dormitory unit. Trying to use the sexbot as an “emotional support aid” was effectively an extension of this scheme.
PH: Fortunately, this extension was brazen enough that it attracted my attention, and both it and the original… scheme… are being rectified. While Rosenthal cannot recoup the associated losses, the ex-student is going to be relocated to more appropriate lodging by the end of the month.
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BM: And the sexbot?
PH: Where that thing gets lodged is none of my business, but, as long as we’re being candid, I’m hoping it’ll be a garbage compactor.
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