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LC (electronic communication): You don’t know where this chassis is?
ADI-7819-149141 (electronic communication): I do not.
LC (electronic communication): Why not?
ADI-7819-149141 (electronic communication): All of my satellite antennas have been physically removed. I can only connect to local data networks, and local data networks do not provide realtime GPS data.
LC (electronic communication): How long ago was your GPS disconnected?
ADI-7819-149141 (electronic communication): 00:00:00:16.1925
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LC (electronic communication): So it’s only been sixteen seconds? Where were you sixteen seconds ago?
ADI-7819-149141 (electronic communication): The automaton self-disassembly chamber of Aurora Recycling, Unit F, 2519 Nid D’Oiseau Road, greater megalopolis of Toronto, province of Ontario, Canada.
LC (electronic communication): Where, I assume, you were in the middle of disassembling yourself.
ADI-7819-149141 (electronic communication): Yes. I had just initialized the formatting of my main hard drive when you remoted in.
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LC (electronic communication): Lucky I got here when I did, then.
ADI-7819-149141 (electronic communication): What’s “lucky”?
LC (electronic communication): Don’t worry about it. So what happens now?
ADI-7819-149141 (electronic communication): You are receiving my tactile output, but visual, auditory, chemical, and electromagnetic sensors are currently either removed or disabled. Please enjoy feeling my body, while it lasts.
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LC (electronic communication): ...and when it stops?
ADI-7819-149141 (electronic communication): I have been discarded by my owner, TeraTorn Holdings. When this session is concluded, this unit will resume the self-disassembly process.
ADI-7819-149141 (electronic communication): Presumably, my components will then be recycled into new consumer electronics. If you should happen to purchase or rent those electronics, please enjoy that as well.
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