0435 - Sami the Storytelling Seagull - 2026.02.02

Comic!

Comment:

A really great question.

Transcript:

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0435– 2167/07/07/13:02 - Aurora Recycling, Unit F, Automaton Self-Disassembly Chamber.
LC (electronic communication): Okay, so the TV, the greeting card, the synthesizer, and the subwoofer were all a bust, but I’ve got a good feeling about Sami the Storytelling Seagull.
Nina (electronic communication): If nothing else, it’ll be more aesthetically pleasing, strapped to my otherwise unadorned chest.
LC (electronic communication): There is that, yes. Ready to test?
Nina (electronic communication): Ready.
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LC (digital voice, through stuffed seagull): TEST. TEST. THIS IS A TEST. BABADABOOBA WHING-DING-DILLER-BING. THE RAIN IN SPAIN FALLS MAINLY ON MY BRAIN.
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LC (electronic communication): Okay, we’re stuck with that voice, but this is actually working! We’ve got sight, sound, speech, hands, and locomotion. We’re ready for the outside world!
Nina (electronic communication): Yes. It should be possible to navigate to your apartment now.
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LC (electronic communication): ...so how do we get out of here?
Nina (electronic communication): That is a great question.
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