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0011 - 2167/07/05/18:05 - Lee Caldavera's apartment, main entrance
LC: Well, Autonomous Nonspecific Service Thing...
Zoa: You can just call me Zoa.
LC: You. Bot. I am very much not interested in just... random blowjobs from door-to-door vending machines. I'm really not sure why you even showed up here.
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Zoa: Well, your public solicitation for "companionship" was kind of open-ended, so I was hoping...
LC: Why do you keep doing air quotes around "companionship"?
Zoa: Uh... because your ad was pretty clearly just fishing for a casual sex partner or five?
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LC: Oh gods, no, no, I was... I was just trying to get actual people for actual companionship. Conversations. Is that really what people would think when they read-
Zoa: Yuh-huh.
LC: Shit, I'm so fucking bad at this. I'm the worst.
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Zoa: Hey, I get it. Social interaction is tough sometimes, especially if you're a crazy shut-in marstaku loner.
LC: Nnnnnrgh.
Zoa: Y'know what'd make ya feel a whole lot better? I'll give you a hint - it's very reasonably priced and it rhymes with "shmlowjob".
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