0016 - Known, but not known of - 2018.01.22



I've lost count on how many things I've formed opinions on based solely on reviews and Wikipedia articles. I can't be bothered actually watching or reading things, I don't have that kind of time.


0016 - 2167/07/05/18:10 - Lee Caldavera's apartment, living room
LC: So you just watched the series. What did you think?
Zoa: I have it in my memory, that's not exactly the same thing as "watching" it. I haven't formed any opinions on it yet.
Zoa: I know it, but I don't know about it, y'know?
LC: I don't know, no.
Zoa: Well, I mean, if I had to describe the cartoon, I'd say Gu Gu JaxxonFive is a pulse-pounding fantasy adventure series from the creators of P-Kabu Unlimited and Here Comes Hakooky!. In my opinion, it blends high-flying magical martial arts with an engaging and complex mystery that will leave audiences wanting-
LC: You're reading the cover description.
Zoa: Yyyyyes I am.
Zoa: Uh... I'd also say the plot of the first season mirrors the myth of Orpheus, but substituting magical fighting prowess for musical talent. The subversion of Tita - who takes the place of Euridyce in this metaphor - actually being the one to save thems-
LC: Now you're reading Marsaphile's review of the series, which is OBJECTIVELY WRONG.
Zoa: Ooh, a difference of opinion, here we go. Why is it wrong?
LC: It'd be easier if you'd just watch the whole show properly, then you'd see for yourself that I'm right.
Zoa: ...this series has a run-time of over two straight days.
LC: We can skip the spa episodes and the non-canon buffers between seasons, that's only a day and a half. You weren't doing anything important, were you?