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0218 - On gloryholes. - 2021.12.06 |
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Comment: One time, when I was driving somewhere with a friend, he tapped the smartphone mounted to his dash and said "find gas stations near me". The phone then said "Okay, finding gas stations near you", and we were presented with a constellation of nearby petroleum vendors, and we used the directions provided to arrive at the nearest one. While we were at the gas station, because I am the sort of person that I am, I reached over, tapped the phone in the same way I had just seen, and said "find gloryholes near me". The phone said "Okay, finding G-asterisk-asterisk-asterisk-asterisk-asterisk-asterisk-asterisk-asterisk-asterisk near you", and the display screen LIT UP with an entire GALAXY of locations, including one in the very gas station at which were were parked. There are two explanations for this result. The first is that the digital assistant app had censored "gloryholes" to "g*********", but still allowed the search to go through, and, since asterisks in searches are wildcards, what I was seeing was every single listed location in my immediate vicinity that had a G anywhere in its name. The second explanation is that anonymous blowjobs are WAY more popular than I thought. |
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