Comment:

Yes, as a former childcare bot, Zoa is capable of dispensing beverages of all sorts from its nipples, with enough force to spray through fabric, and with enough accuracy to not actually get Mzr Hightower wet. Why wouldn't it be?

(As a side note, I'm really beginning to appreciate what it must have been like to write for Superman in the so-called "Golden Age" of comics, when writers would just give Kal-El whatever wacky powers they wanted for the story they happened to be telling. It's fun!)

Transcript:

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0326 – 2167/07/07/09:42 - Rosenthal College hex
PH: Very well. Lee Caldavera, you may attend class in your casts – our casts – for today. First thing tomorrow, I expect them to be removed, given that you do not require them, and for you to be wearing actual proper footwear.
LC: Right. I… I can do that. Thank you.
PH: That’s not what I was coming over to talk to you about anyway. I was coming to talk about your emotional support aid’s breasts. They’ll have to be removed if you are to continue.
Zoa: What, I’m not allowed to have titties?
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PH: They serve no purpose other than to advertise services that you are not permitted to advertise on campus.
Zoa: Oh damn, I didn’t realize I had competition! What are your rates?
PH: My mammary glands serve at least one purpose, other than sexual titillation. Yours, as far as I am able to ascertain, do not.
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[Zoa sprays distilled water out of both boobs]
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Zoa: Oh, sorry, should I have waited for you to get a glass?
LC (tucking feet up): Oop, better make sure none of that gets on my casts, I’m not sure if they’re fully hardened yet...
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