0353 - Getting a drink. - 2024.07.08

Comic!

Comment:

Children (and adults who have been judged incapable of sexual consent, and adults who have knowingly chosen not to view such material) are perfectly free to perceive devices that are currently not viable sex toys, such as a mouthsleeve that cannot, chemically, be safely used to administer blowjobs.

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Well, to be clear, children can always see Zoa (if for no other reason than basic safety around a solid object), it just typically gets covered over in their field of view with something kids tend to think is ugly and boring and stupid, like YO MAMA.

BOOM

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...not really, I'm sure yo mama is actually a lovely person.


But hey, this sure looks like Lee has taken a number of weird steps to circumvent that protection, huh? It sure looks like they're performing an exaggerated and bizarre sexual act in public in a manner specifically calibrated so that children (and adults who have been judged incapable of sexual consent, and adults who have knowingly chosen not to view such material) are likely to see it, huh?

Fortunately, as they just said, everything is fine and normal here.

Obviously.

Transcript:

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0353– 2167/07/07/11:06- sidewalk
LC (standing on grass near a drain): We don’t happen to have any paper towels, do we?
Zoa: Sorry, babe, Caleb didn’t order me to grab any, so I couldn’t. Emotional Support Aids are allowed on campus and can tap into the power and data, but we can’t access most other school resources without specific authorization. You’re gonna have to drip dry.
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LC: Mm. Don’t like wet socks.
Zoa: You didn’t wear socks, remember?
LC: Oh. Right.
LC: ...Good, I guess.
---------------------- Zoa: First things first, lemme get a little self-suck…
LC: Priming the pump?
Zoa: Nah, now that Caleb has confirmed that they don’t actually want that millilitre of hand soap, I wanna rinse it out of my mouthsleeve. This goo is rated for hands, but it ain’t kosher for getting in a urethra, so right now I can’t actually-
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child: Baba, what’s that nannybot doing?
parent: Oh my God! That can’t be legal in public!
LC (lunging in front): I’m just getting a drink! Everything is fine and normal!
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