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Jeck Smalls: Look, I don’t mind whatever weird kinky stuff you college students get up to behind closed doors, but-
LC: Hydration on a day like today is important, and breast feeding – or a simulacrum of breast feeding – is legally allowed in public. Everything’s fine here. Nothing weird.
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JS: Yes, but bypassing the sexual-
LC: Nothing sexual about it! This robot’s mammary reservoirs are currently larger than would be optimal for sex work. It is a general-purpose automaton that I use for emotional support and cuddling, not a sex toy. Also, under the supervision of my therapist, it has roleplayed as my mother.
LC: That’s therapy! For my parental emotions!
Zoa: That’s… all true, yes.
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JS: Fine, sure, but speaking as an actual parent-
Zoa: A momentary lapse in my usual categorization, due to the presence of roughly one milliliter of chemical irritant. I’ve already manually re-flagged myself as Not Recommended for General Audiences, your child should see me as anonymized just as soon as our current interaction terminates.
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LC: That’s right, you’re the one prolonging this interaction! Every second we continue this conversation, you’re the one making your kid look at my Emotional Support Aid’s therapeutic hydration dispensers! So maybe you should stop being inappropriate in public, hmm?
Zoa: Dial it back, babe, I think we’re good.
Brin Smalls: Baba, what’s “kinky stuff”?
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